The Stuffed Run Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Singleton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.