The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Singleton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.