The Late Scratch Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Singleton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.