The Late Scratch Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Singleton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.