The Garbage-Time Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Singleton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Singleton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.