The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Singleton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Singleton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.