The Phantom Flag Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Singleton's stadium. Only over Singleton.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.