The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Singleton gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Singleton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.