The Phantom Flag Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Singleton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Singleton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.