The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Singleton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.