The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Singleton, Singleton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.