The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Singleton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.