The Hamstring Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Singleton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.