The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Singleton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Singleton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.