The Hamstring Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Singleton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.