The Late Scratch Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Rookie Singleton gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Singleton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.