The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton · TEN · RB
“Singleton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Singleton's week
- Singleton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Singleton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Singleton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nicholas Singleton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nicholas Singleton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nicholas Singleton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.