The Dropped Pass Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Collins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Collins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.