The Inch-Short Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.