The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Collins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Collins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.