The Shadow Coverage Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Collins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Collins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.