The Late Scratch Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Collins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Collins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.