The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Collins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.