The Butter-Finger Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Collins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Collins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.