The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Collins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.