The Shadow Coverage Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“Collins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Collins's stadium. Only over Collins.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Collins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.