The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nico Collins
Nico Collins · HOU · WR
“The QB looks at Collins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Collins's week
- Collins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Collins's stadium. Only over Collins.
91%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Collins, Collins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nico Collins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nico Collins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nico Collins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.