The Inch-Short Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Beckham Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Beckham Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.