The Late Scratch Hex of Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. · MIN · WR
“At 34, Beckham Jr. is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Beckham Jr.'s week
- Beckham Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Beckham Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beckham Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Odell Beckham Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Odell Beckham Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.