The Fumble Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Gordon II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.