The Committee Backfield Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.