The Fumble Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.