The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gordon II loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.