The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gordon II will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.