The Phantom Flag Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Gordon II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.