The Committee Backfield Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.