The Hamstring Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gordon II's stadium. Only over Gordon II.
- Gordon II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.