The Committee Backfield Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“The broadcast shows Gordon II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Coach says Gordon II is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.