The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.