The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gordon II's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gordon II scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.