The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gordon II's stadium. Only over Gordon II.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gordon II's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.