The Committee Backfield Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.