The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.