The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Gordon II is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gordon II drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.