The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.