The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Gordon II gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Gordon II breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gordon II's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.