The Late Scratch Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Gordon II, Gordon II, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.