The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gordon II gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.