The Snap Count Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gordon II gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gordon II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.