The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“The broadcast shows Gordon II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Gordon II gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gordon II's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.